A 20-year-old ASU student was tired of all the unsolicited d*ck pics sliding in DMs everywhere. She decided to speak out against these unruly members by sending one naughty picture back to the offender’s mother.
Madi Kohn, 20, was sick of guys thinking they could just send unwarranted photos of their junk consequence free.
“I’m not the first person to receive things like that and it’s not been the first time,” said Madi. “I’m just tired of people in general thinking they can send things like that without repercussions, and they think it’s OK.”
Kohn even warned viewers of her Tindr that if you send an unsolicited d-pic then they’ll be dire consequences. What kinda consequences? Welp, she’ll look around on the web, find your mom, and send her a most-unpleasant photo of her son’s manhood. Kohn writes, “If you send me dick pics I will send them to your mom.”
You’d think this would scare off any thirsty lad with a naughty pic burning a hole through his hard drive. Welp, this didn’t scare off one chap, who decided to send a photo of his willy to Ms. Kohn at six in the morning. She woke up bright and early to have this uncalled-for tally whacker looking menacingly at her from a screen.
This is the most we can show you of that fateful photo…
Madi believes this thirsty guy found her on Tindr and then followed her on Instagram. He had messaged her previously, but she didn’t respond. “He was sending kind of creepy and kind of gross and annoying things to me,” she explained. “He finally sent me his lovely dick picture — he sent it to me at 6 a.m. in the morning.”
Kohn was at work when she received that unsolicited pic. She got very upset and decided then and there that she would live up to her Tindr promise. Madi searched his name through FaceBook, only looking for matching names of guys who lived in Arizona. Ryan Blank f*cked up. Of course, that’s not his real name. This guy changed his name once Madi was done with her revenge.
The 20-year-old searched and searched until she found her target. “Because Tinder has a distance range, and based on his location, I thought this has to be guy,” she said. “He had his family listed, too.”
Madi found a woman who was “without a doubt his mom.”
This Arizona State student showed this mom the type of son she has…
The mother was shocked! Unsurprisingly. She was so surprised that she originally answered the message in Spanish.
The mom who saw her son’s willy apparently “took it pretty well,” according to Kohn. “She wasn’t turning around and attacking me. It was super nice.”
However, the man who got called out for the unsolicited d-pic isn’t too happy about the whole situation. He even alleges that “Madi’s revenge” was illegal. As a side note from the editor, it’s not good to throw rocks in a house made out of glass dicks.
“I will say this. If that was ‘me’ what she did was illegal. You can’t share those types of ‘private’ pics without consent,” he wrote on Facebook to Buzzfeed. “I am not sure if you are aware of that.
“My mom, my sister, other family members, my friends — no one cared,” he wrote. “I think the fact that no one cared pushed her of [sic] the edge to try to make a big deal out of this.”
“My mom knows very little English so I don’t know if she understood what was going on,” he wrote. “She was just surprised by the picture she was sent from her. She apologized the best she could because she did not know what was going. She called me and just told me about it.”
But in the end, this guy refuses to press charges against Madi “as long as she leaves me and my family alone.”
It looks like Madi already got her revenge. She hopes that her actions will prevent other dudes from sending unsolicited d-pics to women in the future.
Next time, think before you press send. And also, wait until she asks and then it’s fair game, bro!
I’ve been sent out of college, with honors and such, on the search for the American Dream. I’m a Queens native, filtering through the net for the next hit story. I’m a good bro, too. Check out my brother’s art page: https://www.instagram.com/foulfacekoala/?hl=en